i dreamt i got an email from one of my better, if stranger, clients that was a copypaste of a UPS track log we were sending them:
PACKAGE PICKED UP
PACKAGE ARRIVED AT RECEIVING FACILITY
PACKAGE LOADED ON SHIP
AN EXCEPTION OCCURED: HERON ON BOARD SHIP PECKING HOLES IN BOXES
Oh no this is going to be a problem isn't it?
(client name + email signature)
