
resident gungler. 30 or 40 years old and do not need this.
paints at fakesambinder
Here? Here's where I post cats and while high.
AU IRL where dense solid state NAND memory happened in 1984, killing the CD and 8-track simultaneously and causing the 3.5in floppy format to become the go-to storage medium; due to a botched pitch at 3M, imation never happened, and all mobile storage remained in the 3.5 "floppy" format (with smaller applications using the microfloppy "mf" disc, although adapter cartridges were abundant. due to sticking with one [increasingly dense] format, things like storage containers/towers/etc could continue to be used long after their purchase, causing peak oil to not occur until 2040,
getting "i know todd" levels of stoned tonight
Shit of bull and wash of hog,
Dash of balder, smoke and fog
(Incantation for when you're writing something inconsequential that needs to sound important)
im sure i got some all of the minutia around rhythm/stresses wrong but in my defense i am extremely high right now
Round about the cauldron go;
Premise reiterant, apropos
Baldly bluster, twice verbose
Metonym and purple prose
Tests of patience, notice lost
Padded nothings, empty dross
Shit of bull and wash of hog,
dash of balder, smoke and fog
To strut and fret across the page
Characters sans a line to say
By the flapping of my gums,
Grandiloquence does this way come