Th Esteemed Deed Commemorator

Shit of bull and wash of hog,
Dash of balder, smoke and fog

(Incantation for when you're writing something inconsequential that needs to sound important)

im sure i got some all of the minutia around rhythm/stresses wrong but in my defense i am extremely high right now

Round about the cauldron go;
Premise reiterant, apropos
Baldly bluster, twice verbose
Metonym and purple prose

Tests of patience, notice lost
Padded nothings, empty dross
Shit of bull and wash of hog,
dash of balder, smoke and fog

To strut and fret across the page
Characters sans a line to say
By the flapping of my gums,
Grandiloquence does this way come

(dak (luke's gunner) on hoth in empire)
this is the power of negative thinking. simply be awful and cynical and you get to keep living, like its some kind of treat. positive thinking could never.

is this more of a "couch" weed or a "5k" weed

lasses yet so i thought she was somehow just dropping chex mix on the way to the bathroom