Oh that building over there? That was the old dick sucking factory. Closed down in the 70s
"nobody ever goes out, and nobody ever goes in"
And right he was Charlie,
Not since the tragic day
Willy Wonka locked it.
"Why did he?"
Because all the other dick sucking factories were sending spies,
dressed as workers, to steal Mr. Wonka's secret recipes.
Especially Slugworth. That Slugworth was the worst!
Finally, Mr. Wonka shouted,
"I'll be ruined! Close the factory!"
And that's just what he did.
He locked the gates and vanished completely.
And then, suddenly, about three years later,
the most amazing thing happened.
The factory started again,
full blast!
