whats the opposite of a fixer?
- he/him
resident gungler. 30 or 40 years old and do not need this.
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Impossible: These aren't good chicken but they're good nuggets.
Quorn: Pretty good taste, weird flaky texture, eldritch manufacturing process, DO NOT EAT MORE THAN ONE SERVING IN A DAY, TRUST ME ON THIS.
Beyond: I'll be honest, there's a lot of veggie-nugg brands with green packages and bold sans-serif font and macho one-word names. I don't remember what made this one different.
Morningstar: If you opened a plain white box with "FOOD" printed on it, and found these, you would feel very neutral about it.
Alpha: Fine.
Gardein: My usual staple, just okay but cheap and reliably in stock.
Gardein Ultimate: For $3 extra, upgrade to Gardein Business Class! It is better but does it actually cost more to make or is this just an upcharge because it's more recent nuggetification technology
Simulate: Honestly the best taste and texture because they're not afraid of fat, but they're so fucking techbro about it.
Field Roast: ...doing their own thing.
I haven't tried that many kinds of nuggets, so I can't really compare, but they taste fine and get a ton of bonus points for being dinosaur-shaped
It seems perverse to make Dino nuggies out of plants. They're supposed to be made of real dinosaurs! Go make, idk, lepidodendron nuggies
What? No. It's the other way round. Making dinosaurs into dino nuggets is the perverse action because they are already dinosaurs and thus cannot be further improved. If you have a perfectly good live dinosaur, never turn them into a smaller lumpier breadier deader dinosaur. Make your small lumpy bready dinosaur out of plants and/or mushrooms in order to increase the amount of dinosaur in the world.