one of the things that drives me craziest about the modren era is corporate gaslighting. you've won a special prize! ta-da! it's a free trial to Our Thing! this is definitely a special prize and not just an offer we give everybody! how lucky for you! like that's just one example of one flavor out of thousands of shitheaded marketing tactics designed to manipulate your lizard brain into clicking a big button that makes you pay google $5 a month for a thing you'll forget about in 4 weeks.
