a perennial summer homosexual. shining superstar vtuber. evil nasty catboy.


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spookybiscuits
@spookybiscuits

You are the ticket teen at the movie theatre. A tall person in a trench coat is approaching your booth. You've handled this situation before. You know that's three kids in there. You steel yourself to turn them away. As they get closer, a passing hound latches onto the trench coat and pulls it away. It's not three children. It's Kate Bush doing a bit. She even has cartoon gloves on sticks with a $5 glued into one to act as arms. That's not even enough for the ticket. She does not appear embarrassed that her ruse has been revealed. She's trying to get her coat back from the dog. She steals glances at you, in the booth. You sense an expectation, but she makes no concrete motion for assistance.

anyway how do you feel about the situation

Vote - whether unforeseen or not, this event is now part of her act, as am i. my self and my behavior, part of the scene. i have become art.
Vote - i wish to help her but to assist would be to influence the course of nature. to interfere during observation is unethical.
Vote - i am impressed. this should be embarrassing for her but she is handling it with grace, poise and a taciturn steadfastness.
Vote - that dog is very cute and he deserves whatever trench coat he wants, even at the cost of Kate Bush's bit. how dare she.
Vote - damn if i had my phone on me i could be live rn. nobody will believe THE kate bush was getting attacked by a dog at my job

jaedecell
@jaedecell

reading this feels like a disco elysium dialogue tree


spookybiscuits
@spookybiscuits

almost certainly the grandest compliment i have ever received


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