i don't think i could have a kid because, like. you gotta teach that little dude everything?? like even the obvious stuff? like don't eat raw meat out of the fridge? don't eat food you found on the floor? don't drink pee even if bear grylls said it's fine? puppets aren't alive and they're not scary? those aren't even all lessons i necessarily live by 100% of the time. how am i supposed to teach a kid all that and everything else. parents are so strong tbh
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after seeing how my grandmother imparted a huge chunk of her anxieties into my mother who then imparted a huge chunk of those into me and my siblings, I think it's okay that I'm ending the cycle here.
we should stop having kids and start getting reincarnated. like just start me back at day one and leave me in the woods. i'll figure it out
good news thats the one spiritual thing i actually believe in lol
It's easier to be an uncle because you can just encourage and enable all the bad behavior. Then you get to be the cool uncle even though you're doing everything wrong.
ohmygod it's SO much easier to be an uncle hahahah.
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