i feel like every country now has some form of "countryside living" channel, except for america. you know the one i mean? like, it's all beautifully processed videos of a woman harvesting something grown to perfect ripeness in her idyllic countryside grove, processing it into a jam or a hearty traditional meal and sitting down for a calm dinner with her family. america can't do that though lmao
EXT. THE 2ND MCDONALDS ON COLUMBUS AND 9-11 BLVD.
A woman croons into the drive-thru speaker. A close-up shot of the menu case reveals wear and tear, this tool of the trade has seen many decades of use and will see many more. As she drives forward, a stray dog drinks from a nearby puddle. She carefully but snidely harvests her purchase from the window, she knows she is the only real human being responsible for this meal. After 3 grueling hours in 7-lane traffic listening to "The Disney Kids Sing Megan Thee Stallion's Littest Bops" on repeat, she finally arrives home to share her work with her disinterested family.
