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i feel like every country now has some form of "countryside living" channel, except for america. you know the one i mean? like, it's all beautifully processed videos of a woman harvesting something grown to perfect ripeness in her idyllic countryside grove, processing it into a jam or a hearty traditional meal and sitting down for a calm dinner with her family. america can't do that though lmao


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EXT. THE 2ND MCDONALDS ON COLUMBUS AND 9-11 BLVD.
A woman croons into the drive-thru speaker. A close-up shot of the menu case reveals wear and tear, this tool of the trade has seen many decades of use and will see many more. As she drives forward, a stray dog drinks from a nearby puddle. She carefully but snidely harvests her purchase from the window, she knows she is the only real human being responsible for this meal. After 3 grueling hours in 7-lane traffic listening to "The Disney Kids Sing Megan Thee Stallion's Littest Bops" on repeat, she finally arrives home to share her work with her disinterested family.


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I'll be honest, one of the most realistic representations this genre can have in the US is Hoarders rofl

a kind old lady, overwhelmed by everything, living alone in a Kentucky house, slowly drowning in kitsch and trash, that's the fully realized authentic rural American experience

"she was killed by unbridled consumerism" her headstone should say

of course our most sincere take on the genre seems to be The Pioneer Woman, who of course is now the source of a whole line of kitsch found in every Walmart in the country, only adding to the tides drowning the above...

there’s this YouTube channel where a woman prepares like early settler meals in an authentic house with period appropriate tools and such, and the videos are lovely but she’s married to a guy with another channel that is like into war re-enactments i think? so they definitely have super fucked up politics but im choosing not to find out exactly what those are