i love opening facebook these days bc it's always either a tl full of those bright and shiny "good morning i love you!!!! god has blessed us with a new day make the most of it mickey mouse with heart eyes" tie-dye images that aunties post, or nothing but "TRUE AND THE MEDIA WON'T TALK ABOUT IT: SENIOR CITIZEN'S BE WARNED. CRACKER BARREL IS PUTTING HRT IN THE HASHBROWN CASSEROLE!!!! TRUMP SAVE OUR NATION" with a photoshop of a shocked old man with huge naturals. there's never anything else on facebook. it is where the new olds go to post all the stuff you used to get as emails from grandma
