"no, you misread. i'm your academonic advisor, not your academic advisor"
"uhhh.. what does that mean you do?"
"i help the department's students by summoning demons"
"wait, what?"
"how else do you think your classmates are passing diff eq?"

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"no, you misread. i'm your academonic advisor, not your academic advisor"
"uhhh.. what does that mean you do?"
"i help the department's students by summoning demons"
"wait, what?"
"how else do you think your classmates are passing diff eq?"