Autism, or as I like to call it, โIโm not trying to be a smartass; I literally do not know what you mean.โ
Autism & Audio Processing Disorder
aka
"I'm not trying to be a smartass; I literally did not parse any of those sounds as speech."
Autism & Audio Processing Disorder & ADHD
aka
"Can you please repeat that, I understand this is the ninth time I've asked in the last minute"
