sad that eurovision is only once a year? fashion yourself a fan of classical music but wish to expand your horizons? would you like to be distracted from the historically inaccurate fact of mozart vs salieri rivalry by the two just being really gay?
you're in luck! presenting: mozart l'opera rock, a french musical loosely retelling mozart's life but everyone is gay and sparkly and french and horny and kinda emo.
now featuring such hits as: Bisexual BDSM Anthem (Le Bien Qui Fait Mal), Hi Did I Say I'm Horny Already (Tatoue-Moi), Move I'm Gay (Place Je Passe), Daddy Issues Explained By Dad (J'accuse Mon Père), How Many Innuendos Can We Make Before We're Booed Off Stage AKA Marriage Song (Les Solos Sous Les Draps), She's Half Moon And Half Woman What's Not Clicking (Bim Bam Boum), I Really Don't Know Why There's A Clown In This One People Keep Asking Me And I Still Don't Have A Good Answer (Comédie Tragédie), and of course Dear Rival Send Your Wife Away I Came To Sing With You As You Die (Vivre A En Crever).
available now on the platform with other slime tutorials
