[is observing my followed accounts from behind my dash like a wildlife researcher]
hmm… what do you call a group of yinglets, anyway. a pack? a horde? a, uh… yap? wait, do yinglets yap? is that what they do? [pushes up my glasses and hastily scribbles something in my field notebook]
oh INTERESTING! this is in line with my own observations!!
[spiritedly snaps my notebook closed with the hand i’m holding it with, and hastily clips my pen onto my shirt]
i simply MUST write a paper on this!!