this generation forgot how fucking sick hoverboards are and i blame this on the sonic riders series dying as well as those shitty fake hoverboards that stole the name in the 2010s. if i was a billionaire techbro who was never told no in my life i would put all my money towards trying to make hoverboards happen (and then inventing safety gear for them so i donโt die horribly as a result of my own hubris)
