why does it take like a DAY for garden spiders to start cobwebbing my damn car mirrors. like seriously what the hell is up with these motherfuckers why are they just instantly like “it’s free real estate!” no it’s NOT it’s my CAR?? get OUT????

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🐐 - goatmily / emily delta
🍁 - catmily / emily tau
🪐 - omicron(?)
💜 - josie/piece (@pieceofjosie)
🦋 - alex
🔆 - soleil
🪄 - marisa (@marisakirisame)
🖥️ - EMI (@exe-cute-able)
and many more...
why does it take like a DAY for garden spiders to start cobwebbing my damn car mirrors. like seriously what the hell is up with these motherfuckers why are they just instantly like “it’s free real estate!” no it’s NOT it’s my CAR?? get OUT????
give them a decoy car to web up thats what youre supposed to do with cats spiders are probably like cats
they don’t seem to get on my mom’s car… i think my car IS the decoy car >:(