partner: [sitting on the floor, legs crossed]
me: [takes off shoes]
partner: oh oh, sorry, should i have taken off my shoes too? sorry teacher i’m new to this
me: [sitting down too] you’re fine, you’re fine, just relax. first, just try to get all… no thoughts, head empty
partner: nooooo thooooughtsss… heaaadd emptyyyy
me: very good very good. now… think about your strongest enemy. think about what you might have to do to defeat them
partner: [breathing deeply] luigi… him and his STUPID mushroom friends…
me: [now crouched down to floor level] luigi mario… he jumps, and spins, and sucks up ghosts with his ghost vacuum
partner: thats what im SAYING. his STUPID GHOST VACUUM. I WANT HIS GHOST VACUUM
me: [standing up] YOU DESERVE HIS GHOST VACUUM
partner: I DESERVE HIS GHOST VACUUM

ME: LUIGI MAY BE STRONG, BUT YOU CAN JUMP HIGHER THAN HIM, YOU CAN SPIN FASTER THAN HIM,

AND HIS GHOST VACUUM

WILL

BE

YOURS

PARTNER: CAN I WEAR MY SHOES WHILE DOING THAT

me: Yes
[end scene]