contemporary RPG with a theater kid class called Dramaturge

partner: [sitting on the floor, legs crossed]
me: [takes off shoes]
partner: oh oh, sorry, should i have taken off my shoes too? sorry teacher i’m new to this
me: [sitting down too] you’re fine, you’re fine, just relax. first, just try to get all… no thoughts, head empty
partner: nooooo thooooughtsss… heaaadd emptyyyy
me: very good very good. now… think about your strongest enemy. think about what you might have to do to defeat them
partner: [breathing deeply] luigi… him and his STUPID mushroom friends…
me: [now crouched down to floor level] luigi mario… he jumps, and spins, and sucks up ghosts with his ghost vacuum
partner: thats what im SAYING. his STUPID GHOST VACUUM. I WANT HIS GHOST VACUUM
me: [standing up] YOU DESERVE HIS GHOST VACUUM
partner: I DESERVE HIS GHOST VACUUM

ME: LUIGI MAY BE STRONG, BUT YOU CAN JUMP HIGHER THAN HIM, YOU CAN SPIN FASTER THAN HIM,

AND HIS GHOST VACUUM

WILL

BE

YOURS

PARTNER: CAN I WEAR MY SHOES WHILE DOING THAT

me: Yes
[end scene]

i think it's awesome how many cool people are on cohost, like. i see a bunch of people who are like web developers and artists and coders and game designers and musicians who have all kinds of interesting careers and stories and lives, and hell, even i'm starting to be one of them, slowly breaking into the theater scene and meeting cool people through that and getting to do interesting things. i love this place i love you all stay awesome choast