Thanks for reaching out! I can confirm that all new hires receive Mac laptops, we are unable to provide a Linux laptop.
Plugged in a housemates macbook to my thunderbolt dock and absolutely nothing happened because it's “unsupported”
Apparently at this company, if you happen to boot up your Macbook before your first day (to say, check it it was damaged in shipping) it's completely borked and you have to wipe it and reinstall macos
I am trying to reinstall MacOS using their built in network recovery thing. It spends 20 minutes saying three hours remaining and then jumps to 24 hours. The official advice from IT is literally “sometimes it takes 4+ tries, just keep trying.”
And of course there's no way to make a normal recovery disk image, you gotta just hope.
