C programmers be like "I know a spot", and then their car explodes when it turns out they don't know a spot.
Common Lisp programmers be like "I know a spot", drive around aimlessly for two hours telling you how great Lisp is and then end up back where they started when it turns out the spot isn't on Quicklisp.
COBOL programmers be like "I know a spot" and take you to a bank where they deposit a 250k check for their last contract with the state of New Jersey.
Java programmers be like "I know an ISpotFacadeManagerBuilder".
Fortran programmers be like "I know a spot" and take you to CERN.
K programmers be like "2_&{&/x!/:2_!x}'!R".
Python programmers be like "I know a spot but we can't go there cause it isn't Pythonic".
Forth programmers be like "I know a spot" and take you to an empty lot where they build an entire nightclub by hand out of whatever they find lying around.
Rust programmers be like "I know a spot" but you don't have the right ID to get in. No one does.
C# programmers are like "I know 3 spots", but two of them are abandoned and the last one is still under construction
Haskell programmers be like "I know a spot" and then just stand there until you ask them to take you there