I let a woman at the bus stop use my phone (on speakerphone) to call her boyfriend. I mentioned I had a wife and she said she was "thinking of going that way" because her current guy had gotten her evicted and she was couchsurfing. I told her she could definitely do better.
Later the dude texted me back, and asked if she was around. I very much wanted to (but obviously didn't and wouldn't) tell him to get bent.
