Me as a precocious kid: there's so many preservatives in this, I'm not buying it!
Me as a burned out adult: with enough sodium benzoate maybe I can make it through this loaf of bread before it gets mouldy

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Me as a precocious kid: there's so many preservatives in this, I'm not buying it!
Me as a burned out adult: with enough sodium benzoate maybe I can make it through this loaf of bread before it gets mouldy