shoutout to the page following me whose description is a not-unsubstantial portion of the original dracula
nevermind, it is the whole thing, and my browser timed out when i tried to visit the page
dragongirlsnout: "my browser timed out when I tried to visit the page"
me, an absolute fool: wait is it actually the whole thing?
browser: *times out*
me: ... Wait.