i was driving on i-15 and saw a sign that i thought said "i think therefore i am rené descartes" and i spent a whole baffled minute letting that churn in my mind before i realized it probably said "'i think therefore i am' - rené descartes"
"What's up youtubers, it's me, ya boy René Descartes. Cogito ergo sum! Today we're talking about some fucked up dreams I had last night."
ever have a headache so bad you invent math about it
