mid 20s | bisexual | programmer | european
Lyrics
Leave it in their capable hands
(all six of them)
You keep being told you need to learn to delegate responsibility more
It’s just one cake what could go wrong
Your pride gets the better of you and you walk into the kitchen and sure enough
Eggbug set the goddamn oven on fire
Screaming “if you’ve never thought ‘double the temp to half the time’ you’re a liar!!”
The bakery’s fire extinguisher is ten years expired
Oh god oh fuck eggbug set the building on fire
oh my god i love this so much. super cool to see an entry with lyrics, and when you got the chorus i literally laughed out loud! thanks for making this!
Hahah thank you!! Every time I can’t help but add vocals and then it goes off the rails (complimentary)
your lyrics always embody exactly what i want out of these events. thank you so much as always :3
lmao thank you! I have a lot of blast with these and I’m glad it’s bringing joy to others
oh my god i'm DYING just when i thought "eggbug in a swimsuit" could never be topped now the oven is on fire!!! i love how things open up once we hit that 'chorus', this is just some stellar songwriting and all the individual parts are super smooth and thoughtful too. as ever, i find your vocals so inspiring. amazing work!!! so stoked to see you enter again
Lmao I’m so glad you started this whole thing because every month I can exercise these demons. I can’t stop thinking about eggbug causing a three alarm from bad baking.
but thank you so much!! I really appreciate the kind words. 💚💚💚
