I love Gaulish because like half of the very limited surviving corpus is really wild shit, like witches cursing rival groups of witches, and people sending girls sexts written on drop spindle whorls
guys these days really aren't trying very hard with their sexual harassment, we used to get all these unsolicited phallic tools of our trades with such messages as "c'mon girl, take my dick", now it's pretty much the same text but without the economically useful tool
this one says "pretty girl, gimme beer"