Relatively funny. A couple winner quotes:
I myself have been deemed straight by frequent Tucker Carlson guest Glenn Greenwald, which is a relief, because I will accept literally any label that makes it less likely that Glenn Greenwald will want to have sex with me
Pride discourse has become a gay tradition, something we do to and with each other every June; conflict is a form of intimacy, and thanks to Discourse, I’ve become intimate with thousands of queer people in ways I will regret for the rest of my natural life.