getting fired from my job at wizards of the coast by inventing a magic card with a really powerful effect that you only get the benefit from by eating it at the table
mid 20s | bisexual | programmer | european
getting fired from my job at wizards of the coast by inventing a magic card with a really powerful effect that you only get the benefit from by eating it at the table
I regret to inform you that this one is halfway there. Though I think they ruled that stuffing the shreds back in a card sleeve afterwards kept it a valid card? Lmao
them having to eat it is part of the artistic statement for me but this is close
Every card in your opponents deck becomes better for you equity-wise if you manage to eat it without them noticing. In fact, you can call a judge over after you eat one and call your opponent out for not having the right number of cards in their deck, since so many people play exactly the lower limit for the format