I had a woman call up zhe shop to ask if zhey could take a €370 picture home to see if it 'went wizh zheir house' and zhat zhey'd pay for it if zhey liked it, zhen said it was insolent of me to point out zhat no picture can leave zhe shop wizhout being paid for
Only in retail
"Can we just take something home for free and we pinky swear we'll pay for it later"
"No, everyzhing has to be paid for"
"What? How dare you, the absolute nerve, the cheek, the gall!"
Oh my god leave me alone pleeeeease go have a tantrum somewhere else