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cafeteria?

stop eating

hunt your food and eat it raw

Delivery!

Potluck

this hot take cannot be making the rounds again can it

Soup kitchen. We cook like two things every day, no menu, come get a bowl. Keep you strong and healthy, comrade.

frozen pizza

These two things are not in contradiction with one another nor are they in a dialectic with one another. They are both just symptoms of the commodification of another part of humanity: enjoying a communal meal.

the synthesis is usually pointing at cafeterias in the soviet union which feels like a different kind of depressing

Community kitchen that provides a few different healthy options for differing dietary restrictions.

become robot, eat bolts

historically people in cities used to eat at the equivalent of food trucks and diners a lot (like in Rome)

metathesis: ordering takeout at a fancy restaurant in order to incorporate it into your wagyu wellington udon
syncretism: doing the above with the cheap corner deli to make packet ramen sustainable

home cooking but I'm not that good at it

I promise the thought "this is luxury consumption" will not cross your mind as you enjoy Frozen Peas à la Ketchup

the automat

Synthesis is complaining that DoorDash is now more expensive because venture capital firms are no longer shoveling massive amounts of money to subsidize poorly-paid food delivery workers

we eat industrial made flavorless gruel and take our vitamins

flip, reverse it