mid 20s | bisexual | programmer | european
to fulfill demand I'm announcing the upcoming rollout of Evil Cohost, the blogging website that not only publically displays numbers of likes, but also a detailed list of every user who looked at the post but didn't Like it
it also sends a notification of when someone unfollows you and also which post prompted them to do so
if you have Evil Cohost Plus, it can track that only 0.01% of all active users saw your supposedly "viral" post
Facebook did this for a minute and it made a handful of people I knew permanently insane
Your account automatically makes a post every 24 hours stating how many new follows, how many unfollows, and listing every user of both
AI-driven warning upon hitting "post now" letting you know who it assumes is most likely to unfollow you for posting the post. if it gets it right it notifies with "I told you so"
Finally, a cohost that will start emailing me if I haven't logged on for a couple of days.
It should display the average time the mouse hovered over the "like" button before not clicking it.
