stosb

wearer of programming socks

  • she/her

mid 20s | bisexual | programmer | european


profile pic: a picrew by Shirazu Yomi
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i use arch btw
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bethposting
@bethposting

there are at least 5 categories of insult that it seems to think are equivalent:

  1. socially isolated
  2. dedicated to intellectual pursuits to the exclusion of other activities
  3. strange person
  4. sexual deviant
  5. moron



ninecoffees
@ninecoffees

My partner got a 1 week work from home exemption (she did have to fly back up, yes) because she couldn't find a place to rent in Wellington. I told her to put me down as her fake 'landlord' reference. She panicked, but I assured her it would be fine.

Within an hour, I got a call from the property manager. I talked my ass off for five whole minutes. Pretty sure I gave the best 'landlord' reference they've ever heard.

The worst part was when that property manager asked me, "So do you think you'll be returning the bond?"

I was confused. "Of course! Why wouldn't I?"

I shit you not, that property manager literally answered, "Damn."

Anyway, within 2 minutes of talking to her 'landlord', my partner got a call saying that they're offering her the rental.

NO RULES IN LIFE. GO OUT THERE AND DO CRIMES.



Webster
@Webster

when you are debugging and find another, unrelated bug in the process it's so hard not to escalate into "this is it: my whole life, unraveling"


Webster
@Webster

to borrow a sentiment i've seen here before: german must have a word for the feeling of writing yourself a jira ticket to work on as soon as you're done with your current jira ticket