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videogames rule. use cans to distract the guards. press C to throw the can. no you can't use that can again it's, you used it, it's a used can. you need to find new cans. be on the lookout for replacement cans.

metro as much as i love you, i need a pretty solid in-universe explanation for why i can reuse throwing knives but not fucking cans.

they know what that can sounds like now, won't fall for it twice

it's full of really neat artworks from a different time, and is an interesting glimpse into the history of the program.

you can check it out yourself at the Internet Archive

Daqui my gal this might be the most raw line I've ever read, holy shit

Look upon the table of the god who would starve you and steal from it that you might live

I am speechless holy shit.

Sometimes someone says something so profound and genius that it feels like it was written hundreds of years ago by some genius philosopher but instead it was a shitpost by some random dork on the internet talking about Pokemon.

I don't know if theres a name for these kinds of quotes, but its shit like "I will face God and walk backwards into hell", or "you cannot kill me in a way that matters"

We've seen the birth of a new one today. An angel gets its wings.

It’s kinda funny to go back to Tumblr, and see the way it handles notifications, after mostly being on Cohost. What do you mean someone reblogged my post? That's someone else’s post I reblogged.