I figure I should do a proper cat introduction for all the fine people here on cohost.

I have two kitties, Solomon and Freya. If you've ever visited my house, seen a photo of my kitchen, or been on a VC with me you'll at least be aware of their fuzzy presence.
At home they're my constant companions, always at my side or on my lap, and I genuinely dread to think what my life would be like without them.
Solomon

Solomon is my standard pattern charming little man. He is extremely touch driven and cuddly, always wanting a lap and pats. Should you make the mistake of giving your attention to something else, he will do his upmost to come between you and start rubbing against it in a show of loving dominance. This has gone wrong several times, as he often takes umbrage to me giving the stove, kettle, and rice cooker attention..
Freya

Freya.. good lord where do I start. Freya is my three legged witch... She is the most bizzare cat I have ever known, and I swear she gets weirder every year. A rescue kitten, no one knows quite how she lost her leg but I personally think she gave it up to the devil for the arcane knowledge of being able to open the fridge. She poops allot, throws up allot, and always wants to be at my side. Freya is also the most vocal cat I have ever known as she is never not making noise. Even now, as I look at her.. she beeped at me.. like a small parrot.
These two little creatures have made my days so much brighter ^-^
