no offense to business majors but im pretty sure most of the problems in my life have been caused by yall
one of my friends loves to tell a story about how she was taking a business class in college and during the first day everyone was doing that introduction bullshit and everyone said their goals were to like, make a million successful startups and become mega billionaires and she went "I want to run one successful store and make sure it's stable :) I don't need infinite profit" and everyone looked at her like she had two heads.
I said it a while ago to @DecayWTF but it's supremely fucked that engineers and doctors have to do so much work to make sure they don't hurt single people but business majors just kinda get to blunder around and ruin millions of lives
