okay the other one was written from memory but this one im writing as i eat it.

envy apple

i bought this one purely because there's a boy in our head named envy. had to show it some respect. the apple looks nice. it's a very very shiny reflective red.

it's like. weirdly dense and also weirdly wet. i dont like biting into apples so i cut them into slices and this guy was sooo slippery! and also takes a lot of chewing to get the bits to be swallowable.
the taste is nice though? it's sweet but not like overwhelmingly sweet. tastes good. the skin also has a really nice crunch when you bite through it.

best red apple i've ever had.