pink lady

a shiny red apple, not in fact pink at all.

she has a really nice mix of sweet and tart flavors. they go well together. definitely one of my favorite apple flavors so far.
my problem though is that its so so so fucking dense. this is what I feel like it must be like for a dog to chew on a baseball. theres so much fucking apple packed into this apple. if this thing hit me in the head it would go straight through. even cutting through it was hard. good lord. why do you have to taste so good but have the density of a rock.