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vogon
@vogon

there are exactly two tracks on it right now:

  • "doug stamper" by open mike eagle ft. hannibal buress:

    tell your cousin stay the fuck from off of worldstar
    and don't buy a honda civic, that's a girl's car
    ... and don't buy a chevy aveo, or a mini cooper
    or......... yaris
    and don't, don't set stuff on fire either
    actually, if... if you can only afford one of those cars --
    cause they're compact cars and they're very affordable
    then get that, don't let me judge your life
    but that other stuff, I mean that other stuff
    yeah

  • "all this money" by injury reserve (rip stepa j. groggs):

    ay man, lemme tell you something man,
    I don't care if you only got
    27 dollars in your paycheck
    go ahead, take your ass to H&M or zara or somethin
    get you a couple shirts
    just don't get one of them motherfuckers
    with the zippers on the side
    I don't even know whose idea it was to put the zipper on the side
    like what... what you gon'...
    I don't know what the fuck I'm saying

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in reply to @vogon's post:

I also think Shrunk could qualify:

She said, "When you start getting all expressive and symbolic, it's impossible to actualize an honest diagnostic."
I said, "When you start getting all exact and algebraic, I'm reminded it's a racket, not a rehabilitation, okay?
Agree to disagree as grown-ups from opposing clans
Honoring the push and pull I should have called the Scholomance
Oh well. Preservation is a doozy
Will you be needing another appointment?"
"Absolutely"
I'm shrunk