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Video-Game-King
@Video-Game-King

"So the guy opened his own gaming themed bar. He called it the Mana Bar. Did he know the first thing about the restaurant business? No. But he opened it anyway. Even brought it up in his Final Fantasy XIII review.

Place closed down in 2015. He's still doing game reviews, though. (God, I'm drunk.) Moving on..."


Video-Game-King
@Video-Game-King

"You're saying Zero Punctuation's dead, Brendan?"
"Yea, apparently Yahtzee quit working with The Escapist when they fired their video manager."
"And they own the copyri-"
"Yea, they own the copyright on Zero Punctuation, so it's not like he can keep doing it on his own channel."
"Wow."
"I know, right?"
"I'm surprised he was still making it after all these years."
"I mean, don't get me wrong. It's not like I was still watching the guy or anything..."
"Was anyone still watching him?"
"Well, no, Coach..."
"Then what's there to worry about?"
"I don't know. It's just another reminder that the market controls so much of our lives but has no obligations of its own. It can buy up whatever it wants so long as it thinks it'll turn a profit, and then neglect it the moment it becomes too inconvenient to maintain."
"Uh-huh."
"And it's been like this for years. It's like, the old world is dying, but there's nothing new coming to replace it. You know what I mean, Coach?"
"Not at all, Brendan."
[Home Movies music plays like the fucking Seinfeld riff, because that's basically what this series has become for Millennials]


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