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  • Apple is desperate to get people to use the Vision Pro
  • They're desperate to make gaming on Mac happen again
  • You can hide apps on iPhone. LEO wont be able to figure that one out for at least a year or two
  • Mail app will have filters and grouping
  • You can italicize passive-aggressive texts to people and they'll still get them via satellite while they're camping. You can hold a grudge for years with the new reminders/calendar integration, and, thanks to Apple Intelligence, you can now ask Siri for the receipts of what they did to you
  • The redesigned Calculator app can now siphon little pieces of your soul and use them to solve math problems in your handwriting, slowly peeling the metaphorical fingers off your grasp of reality while keep them entirely on-disk, reimagining the way we do math. All of this works in Notes too
  • new macOS gonna be called Sequoia and have window tiling
  • New ways to send money to the little elf that lives in your walls and makes you pay a toll to get back into your house which is partially why you never leave your house, the other big reason being Apple Vision Pro
  • The new watchOS can track your vitals declining as you never leave your home and share them with the little elf
  • Remote control iPhone from Mac
  • Remote control someone else's iPad from iPad
  • Remote control Vacuum from iPhone
  • Remote control Mac from your Vacuum
  • Remote control iPhone from Vacuum while it's inside Vacuum
  • Apple Health will learn your vitals and tell you when your vitals are out of your typical range. Tech experts are expecting them to announce a new partnership with DoorDash called Apple Graft, an organ transplant on-demand that can even search through your contacts to find matching blood types
  • genmojis booo LLMs boooo. Siri will no longer reply to "write me a poem" with vogon poetry
  • custom tints on iphone app icons

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