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NireBryce
@NireBryce

Coming to, you realize a number of things, in order:

  1. your room is a mess. You don't remember it being a mess when you went to bed.
  2. there's three, 1/8 full cans of monster on your desk.
  3. it's very green. more than you remember it being.
  4. DI.fm is playing in the background. must be a throwback channel. very 2000s, ambient trance chillout.
  5. it's 2006
  6. you're a DJ
  7. and your ad-read and next-set intro is coming up.
  8. You know nothing about music outside of 'liking your playlists, I guess'

you slowly realize that after all you thought you'd been through, this? This is hell. IRC is not kind in any era, but mid-2000? forget about it. You're done.


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in reply to @NireBryce's post:

yes, and the stream everyone listens to for ambient sleep music still has a very jarring and loud ad at 0030h PST that i'm convinced is to make you want to buy the subscription when you wake up but they turned the volume up too much