what's the funniest thing that happens in elden ring?

what's the funniest thing that happens in elden ring?
Several things are truly hilarious. I think a weapon being a big, blinged out finger that gets really big to flick a guy as its special attack is pretty high up there.
It was pretty funny when you fall for Patches trap in the volcano zone. You follow a trail of rainbow gems to the edge of a cliff and in a cutscene, as you're peering over he kicks you off.
Oh, one time a twitch streamer was playing a VR mod, and I suggested he go in to the lake near the start. He got a full face of dragon descending on him.
I think it's Leyndell Catacombs that has a layout where it puts you in a very same-looking place multiple times, where you can't initially be clear whether you've looped or not. In I believe the second loop it has a bunch of the enemies from the first loop playing dead, so you assume it's just their corpses until they get up and attack you.
There is a DLC boss that subverted my expectations with an attack so beautifully, hilariously unfair that I let it kill me because i was laughing too hard.
oh my god there's so many truly excellent contenders but suddenly none of them are coming to mind. i'm just a fan of the burial watchdog conceptually.
i havent played it only watched some but the thing where you can summon patches to fight radahn and he just fucking immediately leaves when he sees where he is made me lose my mind
i think the chest that sends you to the crystal cave right near the beginning of the game has to be it for me. you can reasonably get stuck there within 5 minutes of being in the open world. also the fact that there are so few trapped chests in the game makes it funnier to me somehow