Donkey Krist

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Donkey Krist
Doesn't taper off sharply enough at the feet to be one of Rob's designs.
It would obscure the victim's feet by closing so I think it's at least liefeld-esque
Strogg getting to earth after some initial scouting, mad as hell that their order for Torture Slammers don't fit the humans.
"No, they proportionally have long limbs, they're not 15ft tall"
"Look, minimum order was 10,000 Torture Slammers. We're sending the next batch at a discount but it's gonna take a couple decades to ship that distance."
"Fuckin- we will make due for now but you have LOST THE TORTURE SLAMMER CONTRACT NEXT INVASION"