I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie boots
The last one to boots
The last one to boots
I was the last one you thought you'd see boots

37, huge nerd, ace/aro 🔞minors dni🔞
I like weird porn die mad about it
I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie boots
The last one to boots
The last one to boots
I was the last one you thought you'd see boots
Okay but this specific corruption of this song has haunted me for most of the last twenty five or so years