Shigeru Miyamoto himself breaks into my house, ties me up, shows me a flash drive containing the only copy of Metroid Prime 4, then he smashes it while laughing

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Shigeru Miyamoto himself breaks into my house, ties me up, shows me a flash drive containing the only copy of Metroid Prime 4, then he smashes it while laughing