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A custom drawing by @bekoha!
Why not draw your own?

theyre so fucking fat omg. I thought this was a typical bird situation where their shape comes from feathers and theyre a weird skinny thing underneath...

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I'm jiggling him like a cup of jello in my mind.

Procellariforms are such a wild order. Did you know they hunt for food by smell? They track down fish using the smell of dead plankton and other associated scents. You can summon a bunch of birds by dumping fish oils onto the water, or by soaking tampons with their target smells and flying them off the back of a boat like a string of tiny kites

Various states of Lil Koja, also somewhat related I should wear my glasses more often.

Well I finally answered the question, I guess I mostly just get buff.