FOLKS i'm playing a show at the beloved pinball bar JUPITER in seattle tomorrow!! would love to see some cohostians there!
my friends and i sometimes play a game called lava monster where we go find a playground structure (the bigger taller and more complex the better) after dark when kids arent around anymore. last person on it is the monster. they put on a blindfold and then try to navigate the area while everyone else has to avoid getting touched. if you get got you become the monster in their place. if a player touches the ground they become an additional monster. if you kiss the monster's butt (consent required ahead of time) you get a meaningless point. anyway im SOOOOO SORE being a 31 year old child is hard work