nobody respects the humble slider anymore. "ohhh we have to make the big fuckoff burger, its gotta have 532588546 toppings and weigh a full pound" wrong. imagine 6 perfect tiny burgers. some fried onion straws on there. that's the ideal
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in reply to @janederscore's post:
Regarding big fuckoff burgers, there's a burger place near where I live that. All they really serve are burgers and hot dogs and milkshakes. Only a few years back did they expand to hot sausages, and only more recently did they start serving fries... once the original owner died and refused to serve fries because when McDonald's started serving fries he declared them a fad that would never last.
Anyway, these burgers are flat, gnarly looking discs of beef on smooshed buns, and their cheese is bright yellow and has the consistency of glue. They have the most basic of condiment options and the fanciest topping you can get is fried onions instead of raw. It is the anti-big fuckoff burger and it is the best burger and it soothes my weary soul.