David Cameron? David fucking Cameron? That David Cameron? Former Prime Minister David Cameron? Pigfucker Cameron? Bullingdon Club Cameron? Davey Cameron? David Referendum Cameron? Call Me Dave? David William Donald Cameron? Chaos with Ed Miliband? David Cameron who resigned in 2016? Headmaster of The Coalition Academy? Gettin Piggy With It? David Eton Tosser Wanker Cameron? David Fucking Cameron?
he isn't even an MP
If I was a backbench Tory MP I'd be spitting tacks at the implication that neither I nor any of my colleagues had the basic administrative proficiency necessary to enter the cabinet & free up a big hitter. Also, that would be true of both me and all of my colleagues.
people will say they're not hungry when there's a perfectly good hot dog lying on the ground
people will say they're hungry and then ignore a perfectly good hot dog on the ground
