Aw, come on, EVERYONE'S doing Steamboat Willie horror/shooters. Think HARDER!
Third-person action game called "Lady Chatterly's Lover's REVENGE." She rejected his love due to his station. Now he's taking a wrecking ball to HER station until nothing separates them, one screen-sized boss at a time!
How about a side-scrolling brawler based on "Orlando?" Gender fluidity changes your moveset and keeps new challenges FRESH!